Hardest geezer. Return my sponsorship now ya dick

[hunzas]

[AlexGreyhead]

What you can’t tell from this is that Rishi Soon-out is actually 200 metres closer to the camera than Beardyman; his diminutive size means the photographer had to stage the photo this way to make him look human-sized…

[Uniquenospacesshort]

I think he’s taking Rishi on his second run across Africa except he’ll ditch him half way through in Rwanda.

[Phil_C]

Or just getting some tips on the politics of distraction

[epicure]

The Ass and His Purchaser (but which is which?)

‘A man is known by the company he keeps’ - Aesop.