Hello. I’ve been using Huel for a while now, but I have an oddly specific complaint. An oddly specific aspect of the Huel experience does not fully satisfy my unique individual proclivities, and as a result I feel moved to request that Huel issue an apology and change their formula and/or shaker.
Furthermore, shortly after drinking Huel, I experience oddly specific and potentially serious medical symptoms; which I feel moved to attribute to Huel (despite the symptoms having little or nothing to do with the food that I am eating). The implication behind me telling you this is that I want Huel to admit responsibility for these symptoms, issue an apology, and change their formula and/or shaker.
A sarcastic and bitter thank you to you all.