So for as long as I can remember I’ve been a 25-year old who lives a life of partying and rock ‘n’ roll, not having to worry about food or nutrition because everything just kinda works out and at 6’3, I’m tall enough to pull it off.
However, I woke up this morning as an 18-stone 32 year old Manager for a Tech company with one and a half year old twins to boot (they’re cute though so I’ll keep them).
Where did my controlled physique and ability to party three days straight go? I plan on taking my first three days off of parental responsibilities for a festival later this year and I want to really bloody enjoy it, have bags of energy and maybe catch a few eyes whilst I’m there!
My current life:
Breakfast: Pure bloody nonsense. Either nothing at all or mountainous bowl of Frosties or Crunchy Nut (Frosties for w*nkers). Maybe toast at the weekends
Lunch: Ridiculously extravagant nonsense due to subsidised canteen (full roast or gammon and chips for £2.50 anyone)?
Dinner: Takeaway/Toast/More Cereal
Snack: Either more cereal or whatever I can find in the cupboards that requires no effort
I’ve pulled my bike out of the ancient tomb in which it was due to be buried for all time and started biking around 10-12 miles a day as my commute.
Help rebuild me, does Huel represent an option here?