Mad hermit wants to be a lanky streak of piss

Another 4 lbs lost. Down to 189.

I got my delivery of chocolate and vanilla, no sign of worms or mysterious black fragments so I guess I’m not included in the no-deal Brexit recipe test.

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What about @hunzas sweaty socks?

Stilton flavour boost?

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Not vegan I’m afraid.

I think vegans can eat food made from sweaty socks. Unlike animals, humans can give explicit consent that their excretions may be consumed.

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Also, as it’s not consuming flesh it can’t be counted as cannibalism. Mind you, there may be a few million dead skin cells in there…:thinking: :flushed::nauseated_face:

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I think we’re onto a flavour that tastes even worse than berry here.

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It can’t be exceeded. Berry is the “light speed” of bad flavours.

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I wonder if that angry person’s parcel was delayed because the Huel worms got strong by eating mysterious black fragments, broke out of the box and took over the DPD dept.

[NERD REFERENCE BRACE YOURSELF] So that’s what the dust on Mothra’s wings is! The city is destroyed and it smells like vanilla.

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It can’t have been Berry huel, not even moth worms would wanna eat that stuff :wink:

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I gave that a like…but only to prove that I am not a backward hillbilly who has no idea WTF you are talking about.

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I somewhat like berry, so maybe I need to try death. Sounds intriguing.

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I’m not too proud to admit I need help with the reference…

Jesus we’re developing Huel forum lore

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Mothra is the giant moth from Japanese monster movies. Most recently seen in the decidedly average Godzilla: King of the Monsters.

Moths have weird dust on their wings.

Huel is kinda dusty.

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This is the bit I needed (and probably should have been able to work out from context) thank you

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188 lbs, so only 1 lb down. I keep eating over my limit (but still always under my TDEE) so progress isn’t as fast as it was. Damn you, crisps! Damn you all to hell!

I HAVE THE SAME! STUPID BLOODY CRISPS!

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THIRTEEN
FUCKING
STONE
BABY

That’s 182 lbs. I’m just sitting here wearing a medium T-shirt like it’s normal. A medium T-shirt!

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Yayy! Good one, @David! :+1: :facepunch: :sunglasses:

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Excellent - well bloody done!

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