Yo yo yippe yayo, big up the Huel crew for lockin’ in that promo deal with ya boy Snoop Dogg on them new Complete Nutrition Bars!
So check it, I peeped my new Chocolate Fudge Brownie bar, thinkin’ it got a lil squashed on the way to my crib. But hold up, my bad. I just be trippin’, not realising with this new thin form factor, you gotta hit it different, you see?
Now real talk y’all,
That fresh Fudge Brownie bar?
Straight up delish dawg,
More fresh than rings in a Gucci catalogue.
Fo shizzle ma Huelizzle,
This new flavour be a sizzle.
Mouth party poppin’ like a VIP,
Shakin’ taste buds like a tail on a D-O-G.
Those notes I be tastin’ be damn sweet,
Like my mama’s homemade brownies… RIP.
And yeh, I tried the Dark Chocolate & Raspberry,
I dig it, but trust me, s’all about Fudge Brownie.
I’m tellin’ ya, I need a whole box of these,
Fo sho, Huel, hook me up please.
And no this ain’t AI doing it for me,
That’s right, humans still got creativity.
I got fly skills you damn can’t beat,
Or just electrolytes from my Daily A-Z.
P.S. Snoop’s Huelwear jacket be turnin’ heat,
I got cash to splash burnin’ fast so print my receipt.
Now I just realised it’s 2am, I gotta sleep.
So goodnight and stay nutritionally complete.
