Hair Loss

Or smoke so much that people don’t want to be around you anymore, ergo, no people to notice your bald head.

Works well with Huel-farts too!

I’m so happy this thread has been bumped up.

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Huel is so good for me my hair is really long and strong. I use a massive butcher’s knife to cut it.

The downside is I have a big red nose.

You’re still lucky. Huel made me into a caricature of myself. Great hair though.

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Just blend a bit of your hair with Huel and TRUST ME it works 100%.

Also i heard rumours that Huel are releasing a new product next to flavour boosters called “Hair boosters” …these are basically pouches of hair from a lion’s mane which you put in your Huel. But i cant say any more than that.

Will it make everyone ginger?
Gingers are the best

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Oh no!! we will all look like Chris Evans :anguished::anguished:

Haha I missed this thread in the past. I was blown away that such an obvious advert had been left there but it’s very funny well done Tim.

THE 5 STEP GUIDE TO REVERSING HAIR LOSS

  1. In a bucket, mix a good quantity of Huel®️ with just enough water to form a paste.

  2. Completely cover your head with a generous layer.

  3. When dry, apply a second layer, using the remaining paste.

  4. Put the bucket over your head.

  5. Sing and chant "Huel"®️ in the style of Mongolian throat singing.

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I’d like a demo of huel Mongolian throat singing please

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