I have an idea for a new shaker

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Panic makes people do the weirdest things.

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Everyone should install bidets anyway. It boggles my mind that they never caught on in many so-called developed countries. You’re not developed if you’re smearing shit around your arse with paper!

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NO DAVID, THEY ARE BACKWARDS TOILETS AND I REFUSE TO USE SOMETHING SO FRENCH!

Damn French trying to shoot water up my butts.

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You can fit them to toilets! A little nozzle of magic that clips under the loo seat. Rename it a CackBlaster and it won’t seem so French.

I want one of those super expensive loos that heats the water, blasts you dry with hot air, then tweaks your buttock and calls you a fine lad.

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they’re five grand and come with lots of lovely features including adjustable water and air temperature/pressure, a night light in the bowl and UV light sanitising. Oh and the seat raises and lowers automatically. I kid you not.

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They’re so dreamy. :heart_eyes:

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They have them in the Japan Airlines Sakura Lounge at Frankfurt airport. I remain unconvinced of the wisdom of installing them as public toilets with the remote control and no instructions for the different functions. It seems that the potential for unexpected water jets would be high…

I’ve also wondered what would happen if a mischievous individual switched the remote controls between cubicles. :smiling_imp:

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My missus does that for free. Nevertheless I gave her a day off for International Wombats Day today.

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The bidet was literally the only good thing about contracting campylobacter whilst I was in Portugal.

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My best solution when not at home, and for preparing the shake at work ( with the extra Expansion Pak):

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just ordered one :slight_smile:

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Usually for a 800 Kcal meal I use 1 liter of water and 200 grams of Huel ( for variable amounts use site http://howmuchhuel.com/ ). With the blenderball at the bottom first I fill 0.5l of water, then 200 grams of Huel on top, then some more water to cover up the powder. Shake strongly around 10/20 times, open the lid top (very sturdy) and fill with the remaining water and shake again, lightly. This way I don´t miss the mesh of regular shaker bottles and get a uniform consistency.

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Hi Chris, thanks for the suggestion. However we’re not looking for such a solution. My reasoning is here:

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How about something that shakes the bottle for you. Like that thing that shakes the paint tin when they mix paint but like something less industrial and more domestic.

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would this do?

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Phil always has the answer! And excellent work replying before @hunzas makes a joke about his wife.

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domestic staff is the way forward :slight_smile:

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Funny you should mention my wife, it was international women’s day yesterday, so it was all about her. There is an international men’s day, but of course that falls on my wife’s birthday, so that day is all about her also. It’s not fair is it?

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I use these for storage on the go. They are the perfect size for 2 scoops = 100g = 188ml.

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Thanks Pyor for posting this link, I was looking for something like this for when out and about.