T Shirt Size Conspiracy Theory

They only sell the T Shirts so that they analyse what demographic of weight people are who consume huel without having to ask anyone.

Puts on tinfoil hat

This is satire, please don’t kill me

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Not true, I’m only 55 kilos but have massive t*ts hence ordered extra large.

I don’t see the relevancy of your being a massive ti… oh, you have massive… sorry :wink:

I have however already thwarted evil HuelHQ’s plans to analyse their customers’ private data single handedly. I place lots of large orders. I give them true data. But… I don’t actually consume their product. Mwua ha haa, BTW Anyone know how to get rancid congealed oats out of a pool pump?

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My Huel T-shirt has ruined my life. I ordered a large and it is ever so slightly too small and every time I get down to the correct weight to be able to wear it with pride I put the weight back on and it has to go into storage again.

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We have no comment at this stage.

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But basically yes hahah

I bought a larger size so it would a comfy lounging around in the evening kinda top…