I’ve eaten a current version bar which was 6 months past it’s best before date and it tasted exactly the same.
If there’s one thing I can say, it’s not what you think…
like a dried dog turd.
Thanks. So the flavour doesn’t degrade. But what about the nutrients?
That’s the bit I’m thinking about.
Ok thanks.
How about sone idea of the date of the new product launch please.
Unfortunately the inside of my stomach didn’t report the nutritional content of the bars
My happy delusions of non digital cookie packs are shattered!
I definitely wasn’t expecting cherry & raspberry soda
I did think some people might think this was the bar alternative, but I can tell you it’s not.
The bar alternative is still coming!
I’m afraid I can’t reveal any details about this at the moment.
in that case, I hope its some sort of cereal
(a cornflake is for life, not just for Christmas)
Or a granola, perhaps?
The ghost of Tim is still present
Fruity Pebbles, but it doesn’t actually destroy the shells and souls of children. Huelables?
If I can pour something that’s Huel-level healthy and crunchy into a bowl with some plant milk and munch on it repeatedly, I’m game.
Question is, would they be little black and white Huelables to fit the aesthetic?
When I was a kid they used to have these little sugary pellets called Golden Nuggets as a breakfast cereal. Who knows they may still make them, it’s been a long time since I’ve perused the cereal aisle in my local Safeways. Think they were made by Nestle (everyone’s favourite B Corp). My mum didn’t care about ethical consumerism tho, just wanted me to shut the f*ck up so stuck a bowl of them in front of me. Didn’t know much about ADHD back then and the food colourings and sugar had me bouncing off the walls.
BUT IF HUEL IS LAUNCHING A CRUNCHY CEREAL…I’d want it to be like them, golden black or white, but obviously sugar free/low sugar and vegan.
Used to love Golden Nuggets too! And Weetos, Coco Pops, those Weetabix Minis with chocolate chips… It is absolute insanity how bad these cereals are for children.
Completely agree. Crunchy Huelios, Huelibbles, Huelicious, whatever, lemmy give Huel my money for them erryday Just don’t put the free t-shirt inside the cereal box like the classic toys though pls.
Can we get little Huel staff action figures in the boxes instead (or Huel inaction figures)?..then collect the tokens on the box, sellotape 20p to a piece of card to cover shipping and send off for a free hammock to chuck the figures in.
@Tim_Huel’s action figure would be like The Thing, but made out of Huel granola, while holding a pot of Huel v6.66 powder to sprinkle in the eyes of his enemies.
Charlotte I haven’t died! Well perhaps only a little died inside when I wasn’t on the forum every day
@Hex did you do the head with AI and my profile picture?! I google image searched this and can’t find a ‘The Thing’ action figure with a human head and the hair looks!
Bloody good effort whatever but yeah I guess ai involved