I’m quite couri-ous too.
The suspense is killing me. Will it ever arrive? What happens next? @Ian42 is avidly watching the tracking app, he hasn’t taken his eyes off it since Sunday.
We are all waiting with baited breath for the next in-app DPD update.
When its finally successfully delivered we should all go round for a huel-warming party.
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Yeah we will drink all his Huel and he will have to order some more 
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Do we have any updates on DPDWatch?
*Edit:
I stopped being lazy and checked. He told DPD to send it back to Huel 
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I guess he knew if he accepted it we would all turn up for the Huel-warming party.
We could still drop round with emergency rations!
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So shall we all gate-crash with armfuls of Huel instead of booze ?
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I DOUBT he would want HUEL because they TAKE THE PISS with their ARMY of CULTISTS.
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We could dress up as the teletubbies when we go round seen he thinks we live in Teletubby land. I thought it was funny his speech after all the help he was given.
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As long as we don’t forget our banjo’s!!!
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Well he started the thread by calling @mjeff, a complete stranger trying to help him out, a liar and then a mug who should stay out of it. That just made me want to help him more, out of spite. 
Also I noticed he was using the email reply feature. I wonder if he’s still subscribed and we’re spamming his inbox.
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I play the ukelele. Granted it’s not as annoying as a banjo but my singing is awful so that kinda makes up for it
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I’ll miss his witty banter.
And with regards to the banjo, I’ll play it again Sam.
Whilst leaning on a lamp post? Ugh, sorry…
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