New v3.1 Bars are available!

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The three you ate on Saturday don’t count @David

Since Saturday I’ve eaten eight.

You’ve really eaten 3 already before 6am?!
:flushed::laughing:

(and a bag of crisps) :joy:

On Saturday I ate one when the delivery arrived, then two more later on.
Yesterday I ate two in the evening.
This morning I had a three-bar breakfast.

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You’re gonna knock this ten-bar-challenge out the park

I don’t think I could eat three bars in one sitting :laughing:
They are pretty filling!

Not if you don’t give your stomach time to talk to your brain.

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:joy::joy::joy:
So you basically inhaled them in 3 seconds flat

Out of interest: ten bars = 2000kcals
Is this your calorie ‘allowance’ per day?

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My allowance is usually 1500. Cheat day for science.

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@David @ChristinaT
do you two also do night shifts?

I ask because I normally look at this forum very late or very early because of my working hours and I notice you two seem to be here early

@Berserker I’m just an insomniac

and when I do sleep I always wake 6am

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I don’t follow the 24 hour cycle. It’s a tool of the Man, designed to control us.

You think the sun is older than the Man? Or is that just what they want you to think?

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‘they’ make convincing arguments

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@David Great dedication to science here

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How warm has your house got to be for these bricks to turn soft? I’ve had them in the house for two days and they’re still pretty hard. Maybe I’ll leave one on the radiator for 20 minutes the next time I eat one.

Are you sure you have v3.1? They’re so soft and gooey! Sorry yours are bricks, this is really strange. I’ve not had one yet that is even vaguely close to ‘tooth-breaking’ capability.

My home is pretty warm… but even when they were like blocks of ice straight off the DPD van they were really chewy and much softer than v3.

Yeah - mine too!

All this talk of gooey chewy bars is making me crave one !
I might have to go have a mid-morning snack :laughing: