Shaker too big and too small at the same time

#21

Uh-oh not brexit references here as well

#22

busy Sunday Christina?

#23

What can I tell ya @Coup, I’m snowed in

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#24

Ooh that’s a lot of snow :snowman: Pusscat’s looking less than impressed :cat:

#25

I wouldn’t be very impressed if I had been chucked outside in the cold so someone could photo me and post it on the internet :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

#26

I’ll have you know I went outside of my own free will - I like the snow :snowman: :snowflake:

#27

Are you pretending to be the cat now?

#28

Christina’s talking pussy…the new internet sensation.

#29

,especially in @Coup’s house

#30

I remember one of the very first porn films I seen was called pussy talk :joy::joy:

#31

You’re obviously an expert. I only know Debbie does UU.

#32

I am pussyless these days, make of that what you will. Not even a frozen one here

#33

Debbie does Unflavour/Unsweetened ? :face_with_raised_eyebrow: :sunglasses:

#34

It was the sequel…take it with a pinch of salt.

#35

Because Huel is low on it

#36

I don’t believe so, but some do…

#37

I’m not pretending to be a cat. It’s me. In the snow. Can’t you see the resemblance with my profile picture.
I’m bored now of all the pussy and boob jokes

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#38

I have the same catbed but mine have torn the wicker to shreds. The mouse was also brutally murdered within a day. :disappointed_relieved:

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I caught the beginning of it on camera. They may look charming…

…but so did Ted Bundy.

#40

@Moon awwww but look at the little one - how adorable :laughing::blush::blush:
Don’t worry, in 21 years time they will have mellowed out and will just sleep on your lap instead of destroying the contents of your home… only a few years to wait :joy::laughing::rofl: